tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post1810586549997692828..comments2023-07-04T04:30:58.631-04:00Comments on If I were God...: "Do I look fat?" Trap or Opportunity?notactuallygodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-50237405810697712812012-03-28T13:55:46.923-04:002012-03-28T13:55:46.923-04:00Steve,
unless she's also got hearing problem...Steve,<br /> unless she's also got hearing problems I don't think that'll buy you more than 2 or 3 seconds. I'd use that time to edge towards the door.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-28881491214249011132012-03-27T10:23:02.184-04:002012-03-27T10:23:02.184-04:00The answer too are you fat is..... No!!! Your not ...The answer too are you fat is..... No!!! Your not flat!! (cause most likely her breasts will have enlarged due to the fat!) Its just an honest mis-hear then.... and you can give an honest mis-answer!Steve Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102677232179861276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-66074552337615771702012-03-22T08:33:16.584-04:002012-03-22T08:33:16.584-04:00Fredest Gump,
Uh, that's a BIG 10-4 good bud...Fredest Gump,<br /> Uh, that's a BIG 10-4 good buddy.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-20341879735994583482012-03-21T21:51:51.576-04:002012-03-21T21:51:51.576-04:00My favorite reply is, "I love your huge fat a...My favorite reply is, "I love your huge fat ass." What's she gonna do? Kick my ass?Fred Millerhttp://thefredeffect.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-21667196771856164332012-03-21T15:25:52.415-04:002012-03-21T15:25:52.415-04:00Angie,
if you don't mess around, why'd h...Angie,<br /> if you don't mess around, why'd he buy the veal?<br /> are we talking about the same thing?<br /><br />Britt,<br /> when you say 'hurt', you mean emotionally, right?notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-24930132731505763072012-03-21T13:02:45.525-04:002012-03-21T13:02:45.525-04:00Ha. I like this.
I definitely think it's a h...Ha. I like this. <br /><br />I definitely think it's a huuuuge motherfucking trap when a woman asks that. If I ever say I'm having a 'fat day', NO ONE had better say "Well, you could stand to lose a few." That's just asking for a stabbing. <br /><br />Also, the only time weight should eeeever come up is if there's a genuine health concern. Ultimately, a woman knows if she needs to lose weight, and no one had better point it out of someone is *definitely* going to get hurt.Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954046604960045093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-21379396191289939362012-03-21T12:28:37.298-04:002012-03-21T12:28:37.298-04:00I got the veal... and 2 martinis. ;) I don't m...I got the veal... and 2 martinis. ;) I don't mess around.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-3013994683315591862012-03-21T09:02:58.587-04:002012-03-21T09:02:58.587-04:00Hanna,
darling, threesomes are for porn stars. ...Hanna,<br /> darling, threesomes are for porn stars. I haven't done that for months...<br /><br />Angie,<br /> I hope you at least got the dinner super-sized, and demanded a McFlurry first -I'd hate to think you went cheap. ;oP<br /><br />Jen,<br /> subtle but important distinction, I think you're right.<br /><br />Mike,<br /> welcome back, and it's never good to worry -causes shrinkagenotactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-66554982420620734902012-03-20T23:34:44.831-04:002012-03-20T23:34:44.831-04:00Size does matter. Fortunately, I don't have to...Size does matter. Fortunately, I don't have to worry about it, and never feel a need to ask.MikeWJhttp://www.toomanymornings.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-87052441557611324482012-03-20T22:09:00.555-04:002012-03-20T22:09:00.555-04:00She wouldn't ask you if she looked fat, she wo...She wouldn't ask you if she looked fat, she would ask if the outfit she is wearing makes her look fat. Big difference. Same answer but different question. She knows she looks fat but she can't lose 50 lbs or even 5 lbs in the time that she needs to get dressed for whatever event she is getting dressed up for. She just doesn't want to make it worse.Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-79719927092502527832012-03-20T20:44:33.105-04:002012-03-20T20:44:33.105-04:00That question is as loaded as a baked potato with ...That question is as loaded as a baked potato with sour cream, bacon, butter, and shredded cheddar. I stopped asking that question when I realized I was only asking because of my own insecurities. When I want to know if I look fat in something I look in the mirror and change clothes until I find something I find flattering. If I am in doubt I ask one of my girlfriends. The last time I went out with a man I put on my best outfit and stepped out and said, "Is this good enough?" Then I let him take it off of me... JUST kidding. I made him buy me dinner first.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-31217087063654891562012-03-20T16:11:24.729-04:002012-03-20T16:11:24.729-04:00Ehm, perhaps can't handle more of me then one....Ehm, perhaps can't handle more of me then one...? hahaAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-50030280276857151732012-03-20T15:27:51.563-04:002012-03-20T15:27:51.563-04:00Hannah,
one of you is plenty, is it not?
Sully,...Hannah,<br /> one of you is plenty, is it not?<br /><br />Sully,<br /> I see they didn't say "good", just "better"; diplomacy at work?<br /><br />Linda,<br /> should I bequeath you the title "Keeper of the Truth"? I wasn't talking about fetishists, so your chasers don't qualify. It is good to think there's sombody out there for everyone, sometimes more!notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-53415994837322579592012-03-20T13:14:32.373-04:002012-03-20T13:14:32.373-04:00I assume that fat people (men and women) know they...I assume that fat people (men and women) know they are fat. If you are talking about normal questions from normal sized people who may or may not be a few pounds over weight, I would probably be more honest. There is nothing wring with saying "I like that color on you, but it's not a flattering cut". There are people who like / LOVE fat women. They even feed them to keep them that way. There are plenty of chubby chasers out there, Dude, and they do not see eye to eye with you on this one. If I ask the question, I want the answer. But then I'm not "Rubenesque".Linda Medranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440058568073764902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-21953500883266527452012-03-20T11:18:55.965-04:002012-03-20T11:18:55.965-04:00In my book, benevolent lies are always preferred t...In my book, benevolent lies are always preferred to a truth told with hurtful intent. In my case, I much prefer hearing, "You're one of those guys who looks better without hair", than I do "Damn! Put on a hat! The glare is blinding me!"Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-48826523750040754632012-03-20T11:12:09.894-04:002012-03-20T11:12:09.894-04:00In my book, benevolent lies are always preferred t...In my book, benevolent lies are always preferred to a truth told with hurtful intent. In my case, I much prefer hearing, "You're one of those guys who looks better without hair", than I do "Damn! Put on a hat! The glare is blinding me!"Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-32582701738961206752012-03-20T10:05:39.910-04:002012-03-20T10:05:39.910-04:00I'm just one, but I seem to have an echo here....I'm just one, but I seem to have an echo here...don't know how... I agree with diplomacy! Way forward! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-58768404160602692832012-03-20T09:54:06.171-04:002012-03-20T09:54:06.171-04:00Hannah & her sisters,
(I see 3 of you here, ...Hannah & her sisters,<br /> (I see 3 of you here, so I assume you're sisters) First, I've not been the one feeding her as I would not risk losing a hand like that. Second, one must be diplomatic "Of course you look great, but you'd look even better without the triple chin." See? Don't even have to lie.<br /><br />GB,<br /> is it really hard for an 800 lb gorilla to surprise women? I would think your just being there would surprise the shit out of most.<br /><br />Nicky,<br /> this is why you've achieved 'disciple' status.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-70822790079071234452012-03-20T05:43:08.703-04:002012-03-20T05:43:08.703-04:00It’s strange how men recognise beautiful woman and...It’s strange how men recognise beautiful woman and how they recognise what’s hot and what is not on a stranger… even when woman is slim sexy, skinny anorexic or just fat – yet they tend to shy away from telling their darlings what they really feel. If you keep saying to your darling wife how sexy and hot she looks for the sake of the peace (when she’s not), she will never work on her appearance and thus you will be always left facing that question… truth or lie? (forgodsake don’t tell her she’s a Superdome in that dress! Perhaps it doesn’t compliment her shape? Or you have indeed been feeding her favours for some many years … there’s just no going back?)<br /><br />Is it hard to believe that all we really want to know what makes our men tick? What is hot and what is not? : )Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-6478324444851238822012-03-19T19:02:59.370-04:002012-03-19T19:02:59.370-04:00You are, indeed, a wise supreme being. :-)You are, indeed, a wise supreme being. :-)Nicky Magdalenehttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-42981462131294839042012-03-19T18:42:00.907-04:002012-03-19T18:42:00.907-04:00I would reply "Sadly, no" to that questi...I would reply "Sadly, no" to that question. I like to surprise women.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-36770832284967567932012-03-19T12:54:40.215-04:002012-03-19T12:54:40.215-04:00Oooh, can of warms I see opened up here! But then ...Oooh, can of warms I see opened up here! But then if you like ‘favour’ returned… The question really is – how long have you fed her lies (sorry favours) : )Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-45902722442563597972012-03-19T12:29:14.362-04:002012-03-19T12:29:14.362-04:00Oooh, can of warms I see opened up here! But then ...Oooh, can of warms I see opened up here! But then if you like ‘favour’ returned… The question really is – how long have you fed her lies (sorry favours) : )Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.com