tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post194761962684437067..comments2023-07-04T04:30:58.631-04:00Comments on If I were God...: When crapping your pants and prayer go togethernotactuallygodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-55812406314199034252011-05-30T23:02:11.336-04:002011-05-30T23:02:11.336-04:00Honestly, do people thing God counts up the number...Honestly, do people thing God counts up the number of prayers each team gets and then decides?TessaLeFaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07805573838865259541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-20496225359505986582011-05-30T13:26:30.759-04:002011-05-30T13:26:30.759-04:00Outstanding points, NG. "The Dumb of Man.&qu...Outstanding points, NG. "The Dumb of Man." Brilliant.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-43719354966938115382011-05-30T12:10:04.462-04:002011-05-30T12:10:04.462-04:00I once kicked someone out of my bed for speaking t...I once kicked someone out of my bed for speaking to God during sex.<br /><br />First, it was distracting.<br /><br />Second, I deserved both the begging and the thanking, not some mythical bearded guy in the clouds. <br /><br />I just wasn't happy with second billing.<br /><br />- B xThe Barrenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00104951958986232787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-44716494266171271192011-05-29T11:56:30.791-04:002011-05-29T11:56:30.791-04:00This is why I simply offer praise. And thanksgivin...This is why I simply offer praise. And thanksgiving now and then. My highest praise is the word "Wow!" I hear a cardinal or an oriole and I go "Wow!" And I really mean it.Fred Millerhttp://thefredeffect.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-76055887628509499422011-05-28T12:23:58.522-04:002011-05-28T12:23:58.522-04:00Nicky, I'm sure you'd get something in you...Nicky, I'm sure you'd get something in your first hour in prison, but I doubt it would be shanked.Linda Medranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440058568073764902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-1333385880615406282011-05-27T21:29:47.379-04:002011-05-27T21:29:47.379-04:00Wait a sec. Does my daily morning prayer of "...Wait a sec. Does my daily morning prayer of "Please God, let me get through this day without killing anyone" count as clutter? Because I kinda see it as necessary and important to not kill anyone. Just 'cause you know I'm so gonna get shanked within my first hour in prison.Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-84560442993082043432011-05-27T14:09:05.232-04:002011-05-27T14:09:05.232-04:00I know, right? You have these numb skulls praying...I know, right? You have these numb skulls praying day and night for this and that which takes up all the band width. Fucking lost keys, lost dogs, lost virginity! Give me a break! As you know, I am not particularly prayerful. But if I was I wouldn't be bothering god about stupid stuff. Maybe about letting the Giants win the World Series again, but that makes total sense.Linda Medranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440058568073764902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-37261711225897526912011-05-27T14:01:21.098-04:002011-05-27T14:01:21.098-04:00SO, you're thinking that god wasn't sendin...SO, you're thinking that god wasn't sending me a message about over-praying to find my car keys when he struck my house with lightning and burned it down??? I thought I was being singled out!laughingmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12144289190001684974noreply@blogger.com