tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post5555683496369667730..comments2023-07-04T04:30:58.631-04:00Comments on If I were God...: God on a Bendernotactuallygodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-3717706057945236322011-04-26T14:37:51.684-04:002011-04-26T14:37:51.684-04:00Fred,
just because I'm in a good mood...
Mo...Fred,<br /> just because I'm in a good mood...<br /><br />Momiss<br /> that would've been fun for you all, possibly litigious for me<br /><br />Rico<br /> have you not noticed, whatever isn't naturally green on this planet is BROWN. Draw your own conclusions.<br /><br />Jayne,<br /> I'm not saying, but I could've been charged with divining under the influence.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-41296486891028292372011-04-26T00:52:18.193-04:002011-04-26T00:52:18.193-04:00Good grief, not-actually-God... How much have you ...Good grief, not-actually-God... How much have you had to drink?injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-6431371959679625842011-04-24T23:48:23.457-04:002011-04-24T23:48:23.457-04:00Haha the Red Sea is now green because it's whe...Haha the Red Sea is now green because it's where you tossed your cookies and the Black Sea is green because you drained your lizzard. Haha, I am assuming you excrete large volumes of green"ness."Rico Swaffhttp://ricoswaff.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-88174025726631190132011-04-22T22:56:18.243-04:002011-04-22T22:56:18.243-04:00I thought You were supposed to send Elijah to the ...I thought You were supposed to send Elijah to the Seder.feefiotohttp://blog.feefifoto.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-15578012601483693802011-04-22T17:21:21.996-04:002011-04-22T17:21:21.996-04:00I have to know if you will be drinking at your in-...I have to know if you will be drinking at your in-laws. If the answer is yes, I propose you drunk blog from there.Momisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18310970481605202808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-1106773163324553052011-04-22T11:27:25.553-04:002011-04-22T11:27:25.553-04:00Your wife has beautiful tats. Tats! I said tats.Your wife has beautiful tats. Tats! I said tats.Fred Millerhttp://thefredeffect.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-5503666875623397602011-04-21T18:37:55.942-04:002011-04-21T18:37:55.942-04:00Hi! The yellow triangle on Allie's head (Hyper...Hi! The yellow triangle on Allie's head (Hyperbole and a Half) isn't a dunce cap -- it's her ponytail. Just for the record.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-37459875079103187842011-04-21T18:09:14.367-04:002011-04-21T18:09:14.367-04:00It's too early in the morning in Guam for me t...It's too early in the morning in Guam for me to be clever. At least, that's the excuse I'm sticking with...<br /><br />So, Happy 1/2 Anniversary. Looking forward to seeing what the next 1/2 brings.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06715949151396920929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-65871177706624475482011-04-21T15:25:00.476-04:002011-04-21T15:25:00.476-04:00LaughingMom
I'll need that much to walk in t...LaughingMom<br /> I'll need that much to walk in the door!<br /><br />Linda,<br /> now now, you picked Angie yourself not ten days ago on this very blog. 'Which celebrity would you want a date with?' was the question, remember? You wrote: I'd pick Angie too.<br /> Which Hilary were you suggesting, Clinton or Duff?<br /><br />Nicky,<br /> count yourself and your squeeky-clean Canada as lucky, my dear. If I'm on a bender you don't want me there.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-1621879291220884732011-04-21T14:18:45.771-04:002011-04-21T14:18:45.771-04:00What, no mention of the greatest nation next to He...What, no mention of the greatest nation next to Heaven? Where's Canada in that ode to You? I guess I should just be happy You didn't decide to smote us, but like a kid who misbehaves to get attention, I have to kick You in the shin and ask: Why hast Thou forsaken us Canadians, God?Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-66103704083289364972011-04-21T12:40:46.159-04:002011-04-21T12:40:46.159-04:00Why is it always Angie and Beyonce? I think that&...Why is it always Angie and Beyonce? I think that's being a little cliche. Just for once, somebody could claim that they wanted to bang a Hillary or a Ruth. Never mind.<br /><br />Party on, god! Enjoy the matzo balls!Linda Medranohttp://thegoodthebadtheworse.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-8893712483867745012011-04-21T10:39:25.021-04:002011-04-21T10:39:25.021-04:00Four cups of wine at Passover and you could be wel...Four cups of wine at Passover and you could be well on your way!laughingmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12144289190001684974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-40672148843579095412011-04-21T09:46:52.494-04:002011-04-21T09:46:52.494-04:00Time to party like it's the end of the freakin...Time to party like it's the end of the freakin' world! For all you know, it just might b-notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.com