tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post647361138180419842..comments2023-07-04T04:30:58.631-04:00Comments on If I were God...: Female sex moans; Fact or Fake-tion?notactuallygodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-68213662618143191722012-04-09T21:39:15.460-04:002012-04-09T21:39:15.460-04:00Angie Uncovered NEVER fakes orgasms for me. That&#...Angie Uncovered NEVER fakes orgasms for me. That's all I know.Fredhttp://thefredeffect.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-42276444076553426572012-03-28T13:51:13.973-04:002012-03-28T13:51:13.973-04:00Hannah Bananna,
I usually play doctor BEFOREhand...Hannah Bananna,<br /> I usually play doctor BEFOREhand<br /><br />Jersey"Genius"<br /> You DO know your wife reads this too, right, 'genius'?<br /><br />Steve,<br /> That didn't sound like a real 'Ooooh'. Hannah, hand me that stethescope!notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-55768595101733340172012-03-27T10:24:43.512-04:002012-03-27T10:24:43.512-04:00Ooooooooooh I found this informative!Ooooooooooh I found this informative!Steve Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102677232179861276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-64572905749194304062012-03-26T23:03:32.649-04:002012-03-26T23:03:32.649-04:00Hey God:
Where can I find one of those electrocuti...Hey God:<br />Where can I find one of those electrocuting dildos? Anniversary is just around the corner... ;-)JerseyGeniusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-55325393727447148232012-03-20T16:16:16.005-04:002012-03-20T16:16:16.005-04:00Truth to be told, not easy 'breaking the spell...Truth to be told, not easy 'breaking the spell'... but nothing to do with sound effect! Best way to confirm - check the heart rate - very hard to fake.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-52592364258795681812012-03-19T09:17:56.730-04:002012-03-19T09:17:56.730-04:00Linda,
I'm sure Alex is gratified to hear yo...Linda,<br /> I'm sure Alex is gratified to hear you're gratified. And who paints rooms yellow outside of pre-schools?<br /><br />Laughing,<br /> that only happens in When Harry Met Sally<br /><br />Sully,<br /> good intentions, right? I've heard they pave the road to someplace, but I'll be DAMNED if I can remember where.<br /><br /><br />Blatherer,<br /> Good for you, babe, but I'm glad we're not neighbors!<br /><br />GB,<br /> you are astoundingly well spoken for one who can't actually speak (grunts and roars aside). It's been decades since I saw M*A*S*H so I don't remember that scene, but it does sound like Hotlips.<br /><br />It's funny how every female commenter is saying "Not me!" Either I have the most honest readers in the blogisphere, or the vocal embellishers are too embarrassed to vocalize here. That's okay, I think a lot of men would prefer not knowing for sure.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-48904424975291370072012-03-18T03:31:55.009-04:002012-03-18T03:31:55.009-04:00Interjections like "ohhhh" are inherentl...Interjections like "ohhhh" are inherently unspecific in their meaning. Some women utter statements or commands during coitus. Hotlips said "Strangle me!" to Frank Burns in M*A*S*H (the movie). Tackling 800lb gorillas is an activity for other 800lb gorillas.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-89603045940464092692012-03-16T18:47:27.356-04:002012-03-16T18:47:27.356-04:00Hmm, I make a LOT of noise (2 of my adult daughter...Hmm, I make a LOT of noise (2 of my adult daughters who have both lived with us on occasion complain about it) and I'm not faking that. Nor am I faking what goes along with it. I may have to change up our catch phrase from "wanna?" to "let's make some NOISE!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-64210258444156717602012-03-15T13:40:54.992-04:002012-03-15T13:40:54.992-04:00Benevolent lies are a good thing. I'd even go ...Benevolent lies are a good thing. I'd even go so far as to say they are blessed, despite that pesky commandment thing.Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-81421199949542578482012-03-14T16:37:28.111-04:002012-03-14T16:37:28.111-04:00If you are going OOOOooooooooooh instead of Mmmmmm...If you are going OOOOooooooooooh instead of Mmmmmmmmmm at the dinner table - then get me what you are eating! Otherwise, oohs and aahs are real as they feel!laughingmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12144289190001684974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-77384787982818590282012-03-14T14:24:51.770-04:002012-03-14T14:24:51.770-04:00Hehe aaah well yeah, your blog is certainly playin...Hehe aaah well yeah, your blog is certainly playing right notes... So far. : )Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-76515147154990999352012-03-14T14:15:28.464-04:002012-03-14T14:15:28.464-04:00Hmmph! I think the sounds are real. Unless I'...Hmmph! I think the sounds are real. Unless I'm saying "I think I'll paint this room yellow". That might indicate I'm really not that involved.Linda Medranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03440058568073764902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-80551479669828459422012-03-14T14:02:10.896-04:002012-03-14T14:02:10.896-04:00Angie,
You don't fool me, woman. And you...Angie,<br /> You don't fool me, woman. And you're not tellin' all you know!<br /><br />Hannah,<br /> my blog gets you all tingly to your fingertips? *smacks lips* Really? Please, go on...notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-11911216280981904142012-03-14T12:05:09.233-04:002012-03-14T12:05:09.233-04:00oooooh aaaaaah is trance talk... when someone is d...oooooh aaaaaah is trance talk... when someone is doing something very very nice to you... so nice that you go all tingly all the way to your fingertips... you simply do go speechless.... ooooh, aaaaah like your blog!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-5063821704360233592012-03-14T11:26:10.477-04:002012-03-14T11:26:10.477-04:00If the orgasm was real so were the sounds. That...If the orgasm was real so were the sounds. That's all I know.Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.com