tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post7682354214441646266..comments2023-07-04T04:30:58.631-04:00Comments on If I were God...: Wanna-Be Wednesdays; your chance to play Godnotactuallygodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-67790357612146742942011-01-14T12:59:38.494-05:002011-01-14T12:59:38.494-05:00hahaha...love it...irreverant, but funny enough to...hahaha...love it...irreverant, but funny enough to follow for more. found you via a blog hop.<br /><br />Come visit sometime..<br /><br />http://jewelzfrontporch.blogspot.com<br /><br />JewelJewelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798419908863824036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-32391356935571201932011-01-14T09:11:20.322-05:002011-01-14T09:11:20.322-05:00"...REALLY pissed off"? Curious pose to..."...REALLY pissed off"? Curious pose to strike, mortal.<br />You DO realize only one of us can smite the other to sub-atomic particles from a world away, don't you?<br /><br />I will pass on that, however, in light of your well-wishes for my weekend. Stay good.<br />Or else.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-10506896446803433112011-01-14T06:58:15.885-05:002011-01-14T06:58:15.885-05:00Hey! Love your blog!! Those comparisons are hila...Hey! Love your blog!! Those comparisons are hilarious, so I'll be REALLY pissed off if there aren't any new ones next time I drop in!!<br /><br />Have a FAAAABULOUS weekend!!Red Nomad OZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03020668094026661054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-32956310431278462892011-01-14T02:25:28.877-05:002011-01-14T02:25:28.877-05:00It's very nice to meet you. If we could vote ...It's very nice to meet you. If we could vote I would vote you in for god so we wouldn't have to worry about puberty and birth control. If I were god I would do away with housework. I'm a new visitor and follower from the blog hop. Look forward to hearing back from you.Wickless in Seattlehttp://wicklessinseattle.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-85739200887437063012011-01-13T22:30:00.173-05:002011-01-13T22:30:00.173-05:00If I were God, chocolate and pizza would be recomm...If I were God, chocolate and pizza would be recommended low calorie, anit-oxidant-rich diet foods!<br /><br />loved the Paris/Paris thing! <br />Awesome!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-54701029102961674122011-01-13T13:28:44.959-05:002011-01-13T13:28:44.959-05:00I am doing this ‘Boost my blog Friday′ that I saw ...I am doing this ‘Boost my blog Friday′ that I saw over at Java's blog and I would have followed you but I couldn't find a button for it. This is such a cool idea isn’t it?! Love your blog by the way - that method of birth control is so funny!Annie (Lady M) xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-43409996974858931972011-01-13T12:26:02.517-05:002011-01-13T12:26:02.517-05:00Cardi,
you've a way with words yourself, I'...Cardi,<br />you've a way with words yourself, I've seen your complaints columns. Don't you have an "If..." or two you'd like to put out there?notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-83192583183421770462011-01-13T07:45:20.927-05:002011-01-13T07:45:20.927-05:00Good call, Linda! Way to go!Good call, Linda! Way to go!cardiogirlhttp://www.cardiogirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-14003606886559752242011-01-12T22:16:18.292-05:002011-01-12T22:16:18.292-05:00If I were God, I am afraid I would be less mercifu...If I were God, I am afraid I would be less merciful to perpetrators. It would be an eye for an eye, a penis for a penis, etc. <br />I would probably turn gold-diggers to a pillar of salt as well.<br />I guess it's a good thing I'm not God.Sharon Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695395104518983907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-84443891129876865052011-01-12T18:11:55.127-05:002011-01-12T18:11:55.127-05:00Well said, dear Crystal, well said. With instinct...Well said, dear Crystal, well said. With instincts and quick wit like that you should send in your own com-paris-on.notactuallygodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08012309932420090710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-90502299993643962292011-01-12T17:03:04.081-05:002011-01-12T17:03:04.081-05:00HAHAHAHA Love the Paris com-paris-on! HAHA crack m...HAHAHAHA Love the Paris com-paris-on! HAHA crack myself up too! <br /><br />If I were God men would carry the baby and birth it. Then they can shut up about the damn pickle jar!Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17153163250103427967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-76931083676186932162011-01-12T16:33:06.251-05:002011-01-12T16:33:06.251-05:00Chris, your Brady/Brady ideas were funny, and Mrs ...Chris, your Brady/Brady ideas were funny, and Mrs God complains about his hair every time they show him on TV, but neither Brady qualifies as a 'reason to doubt', so I couldn't take them. If you have any others, or "If..."s I'd love to see them.NotActuallyGodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-9889350303792347362011-01-12T15:53:15.819-05:002011-01-12T15:53:15.819-05:00Good stuff, Linda. Nice pix, God.Good stuff, Linda. Nice pix, God.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-69303677179168144612011-01-12T14:17:56.480-05:002011-01-12T14:17:56.480-05:00Wow! Dude, (god), I'm flattered! Thank you f...Wow! Dude, (god), I'm flattered! Thank you for the shout out. Now I need a Bloomies catalog to see if Prada or Gucci makes angel wings! (I already have the pumps and the bags.) And I need to think about a submission for "if I were god".Linda Medranohttp://thegoodthebadtheworse.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5323419366850641338.post-45951916697083035012011-01-12T14:05:29.789-05:002011-01-12T14:05:29.789-05:00Very nice, supreme being! Very nice take indeed! ...Very nice, supreme being! Very nice take indeed! Now I need to go read your post.Linda Medranohttp://thegoodthebadtheworse.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com