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| Eartha's mother always told her "If a god seems too good to be true, He probably is." |
In a day or three the theories will be plopped down before you like so many lumps of warm spam. And they will be spam-like in many ways. Tangy and different at first, but requiring a few grains of salt (or the doubt connotating condiment of your choice) just to choke 'em down, being of highly questionable origin and even more questionable worth.
Most will finish it anyway. And afterwards wonder why. Bone appetit!
I wholeheartedly echo your sentiment concerning oral sex. Bravo, God!
ReplyDeleteOral sex (Score 1 for the God is a man theory)
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm too tired to do my editor thing, but your sidebar about oral sex is driving me crazy. Get your mind outta the gutter. It's the missing "you" at the end of the last sentence. It's like nails on a chalk board. Or really sharp teeth on a penis. Whichever.
ReplyDeleteOh, and is this what you meant when you wrote that into every life a little spam must fall?
Sully,
ReplyDeleteI don't know any guy who doesn't!
Angie,
There's a different theory?
Nicky the quicky,
The 'you' is actually there, you just can't see it. Like the holy spirit. (There is some technical bug that sometimes cuts off the last word of a wrap-around in those boxes. It happened in part I of this series; "Middle East" lost the 'East' and the box ended with just 'Middle'.)
"Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord,
ReplyDeleteWorkin' like a _________er for my room and board,
Coal burnin' stove no natural gas.
If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass."
David Allen Coe
Ah, Fred
ReplyDeletesmarter than you look
deeper than you sound
sure am glad
to have you around