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I'm sure there are a number of people checking their scores and calling either their long-suffering mothers or local zoologists. But in case there are any 11's out there, I would gladly accept a Jolie or Knowles or even a Fox in lieu of an Aguilera. (I am reasonable, am I not?) Also, a new hot tub. Thanks, G!
I scored a 5. I won't go into all the details, but I will say I really wish I could have gotten a point for the first one. Oh, and I'm not a slacker.
ReplyDeleteDon't feel bad Nicks, (did you know one of the Giants' best players is named Nicks? Maybe I'll call you Nicksy from now on?) a lot of people didn't even score 5. And if it makes you feel any better, neither Christina nor a new hot tub has materialized in my backyard. Yet.
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Sorry to tell you, but you won't be getting any Jolie from me. It appears I'm barely human.
ReplyDeleteSullinator,
ReplyDelete-inator means terminatorlike, and like Reese said in the movie you "absolutely will not stop" ...writing posts and comments. See? Being barely human has huge upside.
Also, at 46 and overweight I'm not sure my heart could take a sudden slice of Jolie. (But I'd try my damnedest!)