What if women ruled the world?

A dangerous question, to say the least.  (Then why ask and where'd it come from?)  This particular mental meandering metastasized out of Nicky's comment from the previous post  "...or we could just let women rule the world."
It was just an off-the-cuff comment on the subject of war, but it made me wonder.  And a little afraid.

Things would certainly be different in a femocracy.  Some things would be better, some worse.  But would we be better off overall?  Let's take a closer look before deciding.

PROS

War wouldn't necessarily end, but it would be less lethal in the ways it was waged.

CONS

There'd be a lot of partially bald and mostly blind chicks out there, after the 'new war' methods of hair-pulling and eye-scratching become vogue.

PROS

Funding for new weapons systems would be rechanneled to worthy charities, like cellulite reduction research.

CONS
No new tanks and stealth fighter-bombers?  WTF?!

PROS
Court cases would come to swifter resolutions after the de-emphasis of forensic evidence, statistics and other boring 'facts'.
CONS
Contradicting witnesses might be gauged by a People-magazine-styled 'who wore it better' comparison.

PROS
The political process would become more inclusive as everyone would be given a chance to share.
CONS
President Oprah.  Count on it.

PROS
Fathers would be made to have at least as much responsibility in child-rearing as they do in child-making.
CONS
There'd be a lot of improvising; newspaper diapers (cheaper), hosing down in the driveway (faster than baby wipes), meal substitutions (why make baby carrots and mac&cheese when you can just mash up the leftover green pepper pizza from last night's poker game?)

No newspaper?  How 'bout fruit rinds?
Now that's usin' yer noggin.

PROS
New shoes, designer cloths and spa treatments would be 120% tax deductible.
CONS
Those governments not already teetering on the edge of bankruptcy soon would be due to lost taxes.

PROS
The mandatory number of 'Sick days' would be expanded to cover 'bad hair', PMS, and 'feeling fat' days.
CONS
Commerce and innovation would whine to a halt.

PROS
Football, UFC and other hyper-violent or over sexualized tv shows and movies would get cut in favor of Lifetime-style programming
CONS
I would have to kill myself.

I'm sure there's a plethora of others I've overlooked in this quick sketch.  So what have I missed?  Leave your best thoughts in 'comments'.

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