|Eartha's mother always told her "If a god seems too good to be true, He probably is."|
In a day or three the theories will be plopped down before you like so many lumps of warm spam. And they will be spam-like in many ways. Tangy and different at first, but requiring a few grains of salt (or the doubt connotating condiment of your choice) just to choke 'em down, being of highly questionable origin and even more questionable worth.
Most will finish it anyway. And afterwards wonder why. Bone appetit!