Sunday, February 24, 2013

Confucious say



And more cases of reverse plagiarism:

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

When called an idiot better off quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.

Confucius say too damn much.

These wearls of pisdom were shamelessly lifted from MustHaveJokes at the behest of those chubby-chasing philosophy groupies over at Women Wild For Confucius.  

If I Were God say, wise clams like you should check out their other pearls of wisdom.

7 comments:

  1. You and Dufus and Confucius... what are we to do with the three of you?

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  2. By the end of the list, I was laughing out loud. He sure was wise, that Confucius.

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  3. Who knew Confucius had such a sense of humour? :-)

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  4. I think dufus might be related to Confucius.

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