Neither is easy to achieve, but both are within reach for anyone willing to do what it takes. And both are well worth doing whatever it takes. I know your attention spans are relatively short, so let's get right to it.
Fame = Rich = on TV
Fame + Rich + on TV = HappySO WHAT DOES IT TAKE?
Let's start with RICH. It helps to be born with money. Being a Kennedy or even a Bush would help, but is not strictly required. Hollywood or business tycoon parentage works just as well. So choose your parents wisely -very important. Already picked poor or middle-class (a/k/a soon2Bpoor) parents? Poor planning on your part. Have you learned nothing from Paris Hilton?
|I'm so happy I could burst!|
Get yourself on a makeover reality show, pronto. Your fame/wealth/beauty and duh *happiness* will all rise hand in hand. If you're not quite fat or gross enough for this kind of show (again, poor planning people) then no other kind will take you either until you are fixed. There's no market for a normal middle ground.
If you're not repulsively obese you have to be rediculously gorgeous to be on TV. This means you'll have to get waxed, plucked, pumped up, trimmed down and tanning-boothed on your own. Remember, the way to wealth and happiness in
Can't afford the gym/tanning memberships? Car's in the shop so you can't drive to the gym? Head for the local park. On the way you can hop over the homeless along the sidewalk as if they were hurdles. Great exercise vaulting the but-for-the-grace-of-God-there-go-I set. If they're considerate they'll have arranged themselves horizontally at
THE WRONG WAYS TO GET THERE
Education and hard work. -a fool's paradise. The unemployment lines are rife with PHD's and MBA's. The more experience and education you have the more your multinational will save by outsourcing your job to
|We already have a new light bulb.|
Even this photo of it is already
copyrighted. Just get on TV, ok?
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