Not that kind of wood, perverts! (Well, maybe a little after dinner and a nightcap)
I am actually referring to the traditional gift for a 5 year anniversary. A googled listing says it’s wood. Wood. Perplexing.
After sealing our love with 5 years of marriage, one new house, two adopted dogs, one child (my finest work ever), and one new family SUV (to safely transport my finest work ever), one devastating flood, and one endless rebuilding process -I should mark the most important half-decade of our lives with the momentous gift of
|So many to choose from! -but which pair of Klompen (good|
for stompin') says "Happy 5th Anniversary" the best?
Seems a little underwhelming.
IF I were God… I could gift her that which she’s working so hard for lately; a remade body. I’d wave my, uh, wood (to be traditional) and just give it to her. Afterwoods of course, I’d give it to her.
But since I’m (regrettably) not god, what should I give her?