As He looks down upon creation to see what man has achieved lately. Knowing all the vast tools man has at his disposal, creativity, intelligence, technology, etc... all at his command to achieve the noblest aspirations he can conceive. Below, an awards ceremony is televised globally to celebrate just that -achievement- as the most acclaimed woman in her field of endeavor this year is introduced
-and He looks down to see her, a singer
-draped in dead animal tissue; a meat dress.
If I were God, I'da felt such disappointment in that moment I'd be tempted to make rain, for about six weeks. Tempted, but not quite enough to do it just yet. Maybe just a little retraining, a kind of refresher course of what gets used for what. Seeing that fat-marbled mess makes me wonder if He thinks we've forgotton which parts of sheep and cattle were meant for food and which for clothing.
Methinks this review ought to go back to the basics, the old-school basics. As old school and basic as I can get; we'll start with the classic 4 elements of the ancients, just so everybody's clear on what they're for.
If this all seems unnecessary or condescending just note how many times you recognize common 'unnapproved' uses and you'll get one of those 'oh, yeah' momments of clarity. Some of you, sadly, will be flat-out surprised.
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