Why do people ask Him for things they shouldn't have? Why do they think they'll get them?
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Lol'ed my arse off at the one of the guy with the six-pack and the girl inside the house!!!
ReplyDeleteSnooki Stuffer Condoms is brilliant. And I've always wondered, if athletes are gonna thank God for success, why not blame him for their failures? "Well, we were gonna win . . . till Jesus made me fumble."
ReplyDeleteI love the height chart on the door of the convenience store! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteWhy do we ask Him for stuff we shouldn't? Because.
I love this. But as mentioned before, I am not religious. The last time I made an appeal to God, I offered to become a nun if my favorite baseball player would hit a home run and win the game. The home run was hit, but I did not join the convent. I've been in hiding ever since.
ReplyDeleteHee hee. Hey! Is that knucklehead in the "watch Real Housewhores of Anytown" cartoon?
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Good one!
God looks so overworked!
ReplyDeleteLove the artwork.
ReplyDeletewow, it's like the circle of life!
ReplyDeleteIt'd be quicker and easier for god to just have a 'get-over-yourself-and-get-a-life' button to press and send the asker straight to hell when s/he makes a no brainer request!!
ReplyDeleteThen again, god's omnipotent powers mean he would know about the request already and so just treat it with the contempt it deserves ...
Great stuff!! Every time I look I notice some other minor detail that makes it even more funny! Very, very clever!
ReplyDeleteIs the artwork by God, because I love the rendition of the redneck leaning on the car waiting for the chick to come out so he can nail her.
ReplyDeleteAwesome ponytail!
This is really sort of brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much Jayne, and everyone else who commented also. I was feeling a little underappreciated there; the voting public is not giving it much love!
ReplyDeleteI love how you threw in the appeal to Vishnu. This is brilliant bit of cartooning! I don't know how God, mean you, deal with all of this.
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