Yes there are more obvious continents to choose;
There’s Europe, sophisticated with an aloofness that makes you want her more,
There’s North America, brash and adorably reckless, the envy of many
And South America, the overly willing little sister with something to prove,
There’s Asia, smart n’ savvy, but somehow demure and exotic at the same time,
[There’s always Africa, also exotic, but way too troubled to make a good date,]
And then there’s Australia
|The dingo accusation proved to be false, and Ms Streep was|
later prosecuted, found guilty and jailed for dingo slander.
Mischaracterizations: A sprawling conclave of criminality and riff-raff founded during the colonial era.
Characterization: you’re probably thinking of Washington D.C., Australia’s population is actually pleasant and peaceful
Allegedly: It was left alone in the corner to think about what it did.
Actually: Asia smelled a little funny at the time (in pre-soap era) so she just stepped back a bit
What the world can thank Australia for:
Qantas, Rainman-verified as the world’s only crash free airlineAnd beyond all that, she’s recently gained stature with a gallant effort to aid earthquake stricken New Zealand. It not only made me take a second look at her, but it's the reason I would take her to the prom this year.
Also, check it out: nobody fills out a top like Australia! (va-va-voom! Nice elevations!)