The Body and its Uses naughty & nice part II

The Final Four:

If you missed Body Uses part I, here's your link.

More on the anus;

Although a valid case for suppositories as an optional use could be made, so to then could 'improvised pleasure node', which has led to too many dangerous experiments resulting in permanent damage, surgical removal and even death.  The documented list of unapproved insertions includes (but is not limited to) light bulbs, plungers, frozen food, hand tools, and concrete.  This is true; one man had his boyfriend pour concrete in his anus to let it harden, expecting a pleasureable sensation upon its removal.  Several hours of harrowing surgery proved him incorrect.

If you're as done as I am with the subject of assholes abusing their assholes, we can move on...

Please understand.  I am not actually forbidding any of the unapproved uses (with the exception of clitoral mutilation), but if you go off the reservation you’re in the same no-man’s land as if you were to use your iPod as a doorstop.  Misuse voids your warranty.  You can pray for intervention, but don’t hold your breath.  If you shove a light bulb where no light is normally available I can promise you I won’t come sweeping down from heaven with forceps and K-Y.  You are    on    your    own.

Hopefully that cleared a few things up.  So by all means go have fun -within reason.

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