If I Were God has a task for you; gather two animals of every kind...
ORFor those unskilled in animal husbandry or allergic to furry creatures (or their fleas, manges or other omnipresent vermin), you can send in your own "If..." or a new "Reasons to believe / Reasons to doubt". Your (fumbling, laughable attempts at) genius will be recognized, enshrined here, and linked to your own site.
Remember, they must be funny. "If I Were God... I'd smite Sarah Palin" is not funny, despite being clearly necessary. Much better would be "...I'd make low IQ'd politicians obvious to all by making them end every sentence with either 'duhhh', 'ummm', 'gurgle', or 'you betcha'.
So go forth, be thoughtful and blogify. I'll be up here, enthroned and ready to judge. (We all have our bit to do, you know)