Sunday, February 27, 2011

The week on earth in picture and rhyme

If you looked down on the world this week what would you have seen?
Brilliance, stupidity, comedy, trajedy and everything in between

an earthquake puts a nation in tears

a people quake raises new hopes

another tyrant up against the ropes

Providence teachers all getting ditched
Kelsey Grammer’s 4th time getting hitched

Pirates somehow still making money

less and less bees alive to make honey

human stampede kills 36
NC segregationists want schools to unmix

Assange can be extradited, his hopes now sinking
germans invent a car you can steer just by thinking

a private sub for dad and mom

new stealth sub can be neither seen nor heard
another smear from the bigoted turd

night terrors get explained
battered city again is pained

starving eagles fall to the turf
the loneliest whale on the face of the earth

Palin the diva gets exposed as a wanker
a governor’s greed unveiled by a pranker

3 kids rescued from house of abuse
Beyonce in blackface considered obtuse

These seven days saw a little of everything
I wonder what the next seven will bring
As always, If I Were God appreciates comments, ad-clicks and sharing of His articles. 
He sees all; disappoint Him not.


  1. I really admire how you have seamlessly mixed the profound with the profane in your prose here. I think you did a great job partly because of who you are, but also because of taking the world view, (or maybe the universal view in your case). Nicely done, god! I'm sure you like strokes just as well as the next guy.

  2. I can live for two months on a good compliment.
    -Mark Twain

    So I should be good until late April, give or take. Thank you Linda, if I were any fuller I'd burp.

  3. The segragationists, dying bees and Middle East instability scare me. So does Beyonce, but I think that has more to her with the crushing power of her enormous thighs than anything else.

  4. Mike, don't let JZ hear you say that! He doesn't play (hate to see you in smithereens);

    When I come back like Jordan, wearin the 4-5
    It ain't to play games witchu
    It's to aim at you, probably maim you
    If I owe you I'm blowin you to smithereeens
    Cocksucker take one for your team

  5. It's not easy being a wannabe God, is it?

    My brain hurts now.

    And yes, I have a pill for that. *grin*

  6. Actually it's very easy; it's the ultimate Monday morning quarterback gig. TOO easy, listen:

    If I were god, AIDS would be Always Interesting Dude Syndrome. A condition which makes you facinating and adored by other people. See? If I were god everyone would want AIDS. Now get me a beer.