I really admire how you have seamlessly mixed the profound with the profane in your prose here. I think you did a great job partly because of who you are, but also because of taking the world view, (or maybe the universal view in your case). Nicely done, god! I'm sure you like strokes just as well as the next guy.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.-Mark TwainSo I should be good until late April, give or take. Thank you Linda, if I were any fuller I'd burp.
The segragationists, dying bees and Middle East instability scare me. So does Beyonce, but I think that has more to her with the crushing power of her enormous thighs than anything else.
Mike, don't let JZ hear you say that! He doesn't play (hate to see you in smithereens);When I come back like Jordan, wearin the 4-5It ain't to play games witchuIt's to aim at you, probably maim youIf I owe you I'm blowin you to smithereeensCocksucker take one for your team
It's not easy being a wannabe God, is it?My brain hurts now.And yes, I have a pill for that. *grin*
Actually it's very easy; it's the ultimate Monday morning quarterback gig. TOO easy, listen:If I were god, AIDS would be Always Interesting Dude Syndrome. A condition which makes you facinating and adored by other people. See? If I were god everyone would want AIDS. Now get me a beer.