Monday, April 11, 2011

Meet Me on Monday

This is a meme I sometimes do, run by Java over at nevergrowingold.  Her questions, my answers.

1.  Who would be your dream celebrity date?
     Angelina. (Do I even have to say 'Jolie'?) She's facinating far beyond her beauty and celebrity.
      I really think she could kill a man if she had to.  Irresistable.

2.  Do you have any food restrictions?
     No vegetables.  What?

3.  How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?
     Depends on where I'm going; For work, 40 minutes, for a fire call 2 or 3.

4.  Sausage or bacon?
     Bacon.  Already have a sausage.

5.  Do you Google, Bing or Yahoo?
     All 3.  See ladies, I'm flexible!

Alright, so Monday morning is a bad time to ask me things, unless you like snark with your breakfast.

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  1. No vegetables? No vegetables? I'm at a loss here. No nice leafy things? No spinach? No vegetables at all? Come on, you can't mean that! Angelina is my choice too.

  2. I agree. Angelina would be my choice of a dream date, too. Beauty, brains and a heart -- what a combination.

  3. I can take a little snark in the morning with my coffee.
    Angelina would be fascinating, brains, beauty,heart, and can wrap any man around her finger
    I am a new follower from meet me hop.
    Come by and visit me at
    We can be snarky together.

  4. Robert Redford for me. I just love the guy. He doesn't talk much, and neither do I.

  5. Google, Bing, and Yahoo?!? I think this is where you were going with it, but here's my take.

    Ten minutes or so of Googling.

    Then . . . BING!

    And finally, YAHOOOOOO!

  6. I can't say I'm surprised that even the women would choose Angie, she is just that MUCH.
    I'm not even surprised that Chris released his inner perv on the innocent meme from that nice Christian lady who runs it.

    I am a little shaken at Fred's choice of Robert Redford. This is "If I Were God" after all, not "If I were on Brokeback Mountain." LOL Oh well, live and let live I suppose.

    If they ever did become a couple it would take the media about 5 seconds to dub them 'Fredford'.

  7. Sorry kiddo, I've got to go Javier Bardem.

    Or Salma Hayek.

    Or both?


    - B x