1/2 YEAR BLOGAVERSARY
Yes, it's been six months since my first post. After 99 posts (I just counted, kinda eerie -this will be #100), I can look back with satisfaction at exactly 7300 pageviews (weirdly round number again. I swear I'm not making anything up) from 83 countries. The newest? Nepal clicked by yesterday. Finally. (Did they bring me monkeybrain stew for the party, like in Temple of Doom? No. They claimed they didn't know. Meh)
Know how I'm celebrating this landmark? Passover was this week.
My wife is Jewish. I'll be at my mother-in-law's.
All because I'm not actually god. Damnit. But motherfucker, if I was...
|Not sure why we're here...but WE'RE U2 !!|
First I'd have U2 rock out at my rave
the beer would flow and champagne would pop
and once it started I might not know when to stop
I might swing by Mexico to pick up some sexy senoritas
and use the Gulf to mix up some frozen margaritas
and as long as my mind was fixed on dirty doin's
|I've been praying for this day|
and rain lightning on Al Queda just to watch 'em burn
then a quick stop in north Africa to check up on a hater
dancing through Libya, leaving a Qaddafi-shaped crater
but after a night like that would come a terrible morning
not quite ready to see the wreckage where I'd be touring
I'd have a god-sized headache when I finally left my bed
|Not so fast, Angie. I call dibs!|
And see the Red Sea was now green where I'd tossed my cookies
There might be snow drifts in Cuba, where on a bet I'd left a blizzard
The Black Sea might be green, where I'd drained my lizzard
Regret would hit Me hard and I'd decide right then
"I swear to Me, the party's over now and I'll never drink again"