Greetings to Guam!
For whatever reason the native Guamians suddenly think this site is Guamarific. 13 hits in the last 24 hours; outnumbering any other country including the US, Canada, and Purgatory. 13 may seem like a low number, but it would have been enough to get me public office there had my name been on the ballot. (or if they had ballots, or offices...) What makes the number more amazing is that there are only 12 computers on the island not made of coconuts. So they are a people who share. I like that.
[Guamians: don't mind the jokes there. It is from your ranks I will raise my army. Wait for the signal...]
I don't know what made the love blossom so all of a sudden, but I'd sure like to know! I have some cold margueritas for any Guamitas that can clue me in.
If you send me a key to the city I will accept it with grace. (Assuming there is a city, and it has at least one lock) But I will not move there to assume the mantle of power until I receive a ceremonial sash -must not be made of woven leaves. Make it white, k? Kinda my color.