Sunday, June 17, 2012

Bananas aren't socially awkward, YOU are

I've had quite enough of these scurrilous allegations against bananas.  If their prodigious endowments cause you embarrassment, that's entirely on you.  Why do some people feel uncomfortable around the proud banana?  Because they make great porn stars?  It's not their fault they come in bunches.
Get over it.

If you don't like it go watch something else
This silliness brought to you courtesy of the 30 days of whatever you like.


  1. The funny thing is that I had never seen the banana this way until today. Where have I been all my life?

  2. Banana porn. While the thought never occurred to me before today, I'm sure it exists. Which also kind of blows your whole "We're in first place because we're human" theory right out of the water.

  3. Right, no more blaming it on the banana - we're the ones with the problem.

  4. I believe Freud called it "banana envy".

  5. Babs,
    so much of life is just perspective, isn't it?

    Hannah Banana,
    I was thinking of putting up the Gwen Steffani video where she sang B-A-N-A-N-A

    so when you say you 'love' bananas, you really mean you LOVE bananas?

    glad you liked it, took like 5 minutes LOL

    Not so, it PROVES we're so far ahead we not only have our own porn, we have everybody else's too

    hasn't it always been so?

    if he didn't, he should have!

  6. I'm glad that bananas have an advocate like you. This a cause that really appeals to me.

  7. Bananas are the perfect porn stars. The ones you see in the movies are the ones that are naturally incapable of reproduction. No fear. Play on banana. Play.On.

  8. You so totally win with this picture!!!