Saturday, June 23, 2012

Stilettos can thrill, stilettos can kill

and stilettos can do what no other shoe will

I don't know if I would've ever written a post on stiletto heels if it hadn't been foisted, yes foisted, upon all of us taking the 30 days of writing challenge.  But just because shoes (being as unimportant as they are in the scope of things) wouldn't make my own list of worthy subjects doesn't mean I can't kick the crap out of 'em.  So sit back, strap this on and see if you can go a few feet without braking your neck.

Do stilettos = F Me pumps?
Then why do so many of the women wearing
them have attitudes that clearly say "F* off!"
I'm a little hazy on the rules here.
Maybe it depends on the guy asking.

Definitely not stilettos,
but does any shoe you've ever seen say
F ME more than these?

...and in the opposite corner.

Beware OWSS; Over-Wearing Stilettos Syndrome
-there is no known cure

Feeling beastly?
Proof that a cow in heels is still a cow.
The original intent of stilettos
happens to be exactly how it
feels to get dumped.
And that's about all I have to say about stiletto heels other than this; as good as they look on a woman when she's strutting in them -heels down...  They look even better when she's slutting in them -heels up.


  1. Would it surprise anybody to know that I love that last pair? I don't see the point - pun intended- of the barefoot heels either.

  2. Would any woman really want to don those cow hooves?

  3. OH, these are terrific. Seriously, imagine the weight on the ankles with the first pair. Did you know stiletto shoes were banned in offices. Why? For comparison's sake, would you rather your hand be pummeled by a herd of elephants or a group of angry women wearing high heels? The more logical answer in this case, that is you would rather take your chances on the high heels, is the wrong assumption. The high heel can exert more than 15 times the pressure of an elephant's foot.

  4. Wow. Those pics are interesting and frightening. heh heh

    And maybe that's why I'm never in the mood since I don't wear stilettos.

    Was that TMI?

    heh heh

  5. Stiletto heels were never banned anywhere near San Francisco, thank NAG.

    I love the last pair of shoes too. But then you knew Nicky and I would, didn't you?

  6. Those feet shoes FREAK ME OUT!!! And the hoof ones? Hysterical!

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