Friday, August 5, 2011

Apparently "best of wife spanks husband" LEADS TO ME

Not possible.  This isn't that kind of blog!

Yet there it was in my statistics; 3 referrals for the search "best of wife spanks husband"

So of course I googled it to see what post of mine came up.  After paging through 200 listings of everything from YouTube videos, to a Teenspank blog (yeah, I know!), to SexJitsu (Is it combat?  Is it love? Is it as scary as it sounds?), to YahooAnswers (what was the question?), to SpankingLife (it's a lifestyle?  Really?), to SpankingChannel (and it's got it's own network too?  WTF!) and a host of others I still did not find my own URL.  But I was mildly traumatized by sudden overexposure to the dizzying array of spanking resources out there.  Who knew?  And of course it begs the question "What the hell is wrong with people?!"

But it didn't answer the original question or solve the mystery.  I found myself putting more thought into spanking than I ever though I would/could/should.

Now I've done some wild things with this blog;

Invented new creatures like the SquirrelDog,
gave breast enlargement to the masses,
told the secret to wealth & happiness,
mapped the world for big boobs and dongs,
laid out naughty & nice uses for the body,
solved the birth control debate,
gave out tips for life AND the afterlife,
sent God on a bender,
and even shared the throne a few times,

A pretty eclectic track record, but I still couldn't recall any post that matches BEST OF WIFE SPANKS HUSBAND enough to fit amongst the swollen rosey buns in those scary Google listings.  Yet, there were undeniably referrals leading back here.  Had to be something, but what?

And it hit me like a smack on the ass, what if it's a drawing?  Which of course it was.
Yeah, this was it.

As always, If I Were God appreciates comments, ad-clicks and sharing of His articles.
AT LEAST CLICK THE +1 AT THE BOTTOM ! (for judgement day xtra cred)
He sees all; disappoint Him not.


  1. You know how your kids say shit that they've heard you say? His first grade teacher knows who you vote for? Stuff like that. Well whatever we do is obviously a divine attribute. We just don't have the lightning bolts to do it with.

    Seems like the latent question is, "What the hell is wrong with God?" Love the Guy, but Jeezus!

  2. I remember that drawing. It was one of my favorites. I never thought of your site as a "spanking" site, per se. I love "per se" by the way. And a little spanking never hurt anyone. I'm sure it's a fetish thing to a lot of people though. To me, it's just a little diversion. You know, like some of the other imaginative stuff out there.

  3. HA!

    And what is this: "What the hell is wrong with you people?"

    YOU created us.

    I mean "not" you.

    heh heh

  4. Hey I feel your pain.... I recently had a bunch of searches for "naked naughty grandmas".... and Im pretty sure I never wrote about that.... but come to think of it.... Thanks for the hits perverts!

  5. An absolute treasure trove of past goodies! I am going to be busy for a while clicking links, printing stuff out, and enjoying.

    (Yes, I usually print 'em out. Not green, I know, but easier on the eyes and more portable!)

  6. Fredminster Abbey,
    theories on that abound, I have my own in unpublished book form

    this isn't a spanking site, you're right, but that doesn't mean exceptions can't be made!

    yes, but that's kind of like saying since Edison invented the light bulb he's responsible for those who stick one in their keester

    somewhere on your site there must be a naked naughty grandma. Unlike God, search engines are never wrong

    do what ya gotta do, there's no saving this wrecked garden anymore nohow

  7. Ahahahaha. I just did what you said and sure enough it LEADS TO YOU!! This is a strange thing that I must venture off and see what other bloggers I follow - get searched by. Here we go!

  8. I was planning on doing a blog post similar to this because the number 1 search term coming into my site is "Casey Anthony's Vagina".... wtf. lol

  9. I get lots of screwed up search terms finding me. In response to your comment on my blog about the Blog Of Note - it truly is ridiculous.

    I complained, bitched, tweeted and posted about how stupid the process must be based on what was being chosen... and then they chose ME. Maybe that IS the magic formula, just make such a big stink that they want to shut you up!


  10. Jon,
    Yes, everyone should do what I say; now hear this, take out your checkbooks...

    I did a little exploring over at your place and found "How have a Vagina saved Casey Anthony" as a post title. I think that's the reason.


  11. OMG You too? lol I did one called 'Mums got her boobs out' or something which directed every perv on the net! I did a runaway post and got self-help searching teens wanting to run away! I thought I was just weird or something.
    Pretty impressive resume there too!

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