Not possible. This isn't that kind of blog!
Yet there it was in my statistics; 3 referrals for the search "best of wife spanks husband"
So of course I googled it to see what post of mine came up. After paging through 200 listings of everything from YouTube videos, to a Teenspank blog (yeah, I know!), to SexJitsu (Is it combat? Is it love? Is it as scary as it sounds?), to YahooAnswers (what was the question?), to SpankingLife (it's a lifestyle? Really?), to SpankingChannel (and it's got it's own network too? WTF!) and a host of others I still did not find my own URL. But I was mildly traumatized by sudden overexposure to the dizzying array of spanking resources out there. Who knew? And of course it begs the question "What the hell is wrong with people?!"
But it didn't answer the original question or solve the mystery. I found myself putting more thought into spanking than I ever though I would/could/should.
Now I've done some wild things with this blog;
Invented new creatures like the SquirrelDog,
gave breast enlargement to the masses,
told the secret to wealth & happiness,
gave away free rapture kits,
dated & dumped Mother Nature,
laid out naughty & nice uses for the body,
solved the birth control debate,
sent God on a bender,
and even shared the throne a few times,
A pretty eclectic track record, but I still couldn't recall any post that matches BEST OF WIFE SPANKS HUSBAND enough to fit amongst the swollen rosey buns in those scary Google listings. Yet, there were undeniably referrals leading back here. Had to be something, but what?
And it hit me like a smack on the ass, what if it's a drawing? Which of course it was.
|Yeah, this was it.|